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Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:07
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Freaks and Cheeks
Are judges being lenient on hard criminals?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
No go.
Does being poor build better character than being born rich?
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Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good.
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Does having the wrong address on my car insurance invalidate my policy?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
Which is the correct Tamil New Year, Thai-1 or Chithirai-1?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
Was Daenerys' downfall inevitable after she left Meereen in Game of Thrones?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Is gravity just entropy rising? Long-shot idea gets another look - Hacker News
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...